This is a photo of the flusher on the toilets in my new firm’s bathrooms, and YES OBVIOUSLY I know that it is a green building and the reasons behind these buttons are totally noble and worthwhile, but I’d be lying if I said that I didn’t have to actively stop myself from laughing every time I see them. Because those are not “low flush” vs “high flush” buttons, my friends. Those are “pee” vs “poop” buttons.
I am not an adult.
We have a dual-flush toilet and my VERY green husband is so proud of himself (and his bowels?) b/c he can use the “small flush” for “big jobs.” *sigh*
Though really, the toilet is really more like normal flush + a giant super flush.