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This is a photo of the flusher on the toilets in my new firm’s bathrooms, and YES OBVIOUSLY I know that it is a green building and the reasons behind these buttons are totally noble and worthwhile, but I’d be lying if I said that I didn’t have to actively stop myself from laughing every time I see them. Because those are not “low flush” vs “high flush” buttons, my friends. Those are “pee” vs “poop” buttons.

I am not an adult.

We have a dual-flush toilet and my VERY green husband is so proud of himself (and his bowels?) b/c he can use the “small flush” for “big jobs.” *sigh*

Though really, the toilet is really more like normal flush + a giant super flush.
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  Worthwhile, yes. Noble? Not so much. Using less water saves money. After a few years that button more than pays for...
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9. searchingperfection said: i have an almost identical picture in my phone of my office bathroom. not adults.
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15. jss said: my parents have a water saving toilet like that and I totally giggle to myself every time I flush. “just need a pee flush this time!” “ooo, that was a doozy. definite poop flush!”
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39. randalifesabeach said: We have the same “green” toilets in my building! The “low flush” button definitely does not work and people still have not figured that out yet.
40. meremumbles said: I must not be an adult either
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  We have a dual-flush toilet and my VERY green husband is so proud of himself (and his bowels?) b/c he can use the “small...
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50. haygirlhay said: the toilets in our house have this. totally peepee/poopoo buttons.
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