December 2011
44 posts
Awesomeness Abounds: The Internet y'all →
sequinsandsideeye:
This girl Mike went to hs and is fb friends with had her phone stolen. The thief made her profile picture, one of her s’ing the d of some rando. Like full on porn style. They then captioned the picture “I’m a great big whore.”
She has no idea.
This is why I’m glad the Internet and Digital…
Oh…my…god. That’s horrible yet awesome. Also, I too am glad...
Watchthedailywhat:
BAMF of the Day: We Buy Gold employee Derek Mothershead drops an armed robber to the floor with a powerful left hook.
“If he wants money, get a job. Work like everybody else in this world, ” said Mothershead, who cemented his BAMFness by tending to the perp’s wounds while waiting for police to arrive.
[kabc / brobile.]
Trader Joe's 2011 Vintage Ale - a dark horse among... →
Must try!
“Kentucky—
A Glorious Commonwealth, neither too far north nor too far south, too...”
– William Rouse Jillson, Kentucky State Geologist, December 1928. (via schasem)
"Police say 40,000 pounds of ice cream have...
mentalflossr:
[Source: Associated Press]
Road trip!!!!!!!!!!
sequinsandsideeye:
Oh and the dairy queen in Lexington, KY gave me gravy to dip my chicken tenders in. Like legit bacon grease gravy.
Amurricccaaa, fuck yeah!!!!!
Yet another reason I love my wonderful state :)
“The best part of having a relationship is getting to call the person or lay down...”
– Tegan Quin (via f0rallweknow)
Watchjoeribosma:
emilu93:
I don’t even know what to say!!!! just wow
tonightimfearless:
allieishardcorebr0:
youhavejustbeenmindfucked:
falling-for-y0u:
soulofascorpio:
talktoyouforever:
misslinzb:
dontcallemloso:
lml616:
beckyloves:
this is the most unattractive thing ive ever seen
and ive seen some disgusting things.
This is so disgusting and ridiculous that I had to...
Watchtallwhitney:
More from first episode The Mortified Sessions, featuring Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman.
…Young Ron Swanson! Young Ron Swanson!
LOVE them.
Pretty Shiny Things: Even though I would say I am... →
prettyshiny:
Even though I would say I am pretty nerdy, I have never watched Star Wars. And, because I have only dated other nerds, this has been the one thing every man has wanted to be to me. The guy to convince me to watch Star Wars. I will do a lot of things after I’ve had red wine, but none of them…
I was probably 26 or so when I saw them for the first time. I couldn’t tell...
surisburnbook:
What fresh hillbilly hell is this?
The Spelling-McDermotts took their children for a walk on Tuesday, with Dean pushing Stella and Liam in a makeshift stroller called a “wheelbarrow,” according to reports.
Honestly, the pet goat on a leash actually classes up this family.
ROFLBBQ!!!!LOLZ
“What fresh hillbilly hell is this?”
Watchsequinsandsideeye:
str8nochaser:
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Bayybaaaaaay!!!!!!!
One of my top 5 favorite Cosby show moments ever.
I still remember watching this episode when it first came on. “The Cosby Show” was a must-watch in our home :) Still is!
Happiest of Holidays
ME: Are you excited for the christmas party tonight?
DAD: Your mother’s cried twice. Happy Holidays
I am crying from laughing at step 2e ... →
Anthony Bergen: Possible Blasphemy →
anthonybergen:
I saw something today about how people are outraged that E! spent $17 million on Kim Kardashian’s 72-day-long marriage, and how that money could have been spent to help a lot of people. It’s absolutely true, and I totally agree, but the person to blame isn’t Kim Kardashian. It’s the people who…
Word.
Salvation Army
sequinsandsideeye:
So y’all know how the salvation army doesn’t love the gays or womens rights?
Well I was just accosted by a bell shaker at the mall who didn’t take kindly to me saying thank you but I’m going to pass bc of the aforementioned views, she called me a hateful, sinning bitch.
Merry Christmas indeed!!
Fucking Salvation Army whores.
“A new study presented [in October] by the National Foundation for Fertility...”
– Posting again: How Old Is ‘Too Old’ for Fatherhood - The Daily Beast (via npr)
