You know that old joke about bachelors only having like, a case of beer and a bunch of half-opened empty jars of condiments in their fridge? And how having all of those condiments is a sign that the guy is immature and doesn’t have his life together and is basically someone you shouldn’t date?…
My fridge is nothing but jars of condiments, two too-ripe avocados, and some Ale-8-One. Adulting the shit out of my life.
Also, Sriracha, Mustard, and Soy Sauce (and soy sauce-based condiments) are my life.
People have been enjoying the top photo of the Smith Family candidly reacting to Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke’s VMA performance last night, but come on, everybody. They also posed for the second picture. And the other two. They have no right to side-eye anyone.
That’s the damn truth.